Monday, January 30, 2012

Dukh bhari daastan of a printer

If I could speak I would tell them
I am the lone warrior in this project
My name is HP Laser jet 5200
And I give loads of prints without any deject

They always beat me THAK THAK THAK
And if I don’t give the print they say
WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK
If I could speak I would tell them
Insert the LAN cable in my ass
And stop fucking me you stupid ASS

They always confuse me with A3 & A4
Nobody tries to understand me
And just treat me like a whore
Everybody is in hurry and want their ass to protect
If I could speak I would tell them
I am the lone warrior in this project


Laser jet 2840 is always laughing at me
Doing no work, he is always free
He constantly confronts one truth with me
That this is ESSAR where hard worker gets more work
And lazy ones are provided with more perks

But I am champu and I will always work
With each & every print I want to be perfect
If only I could speak I would tell them
I am the lone warrior in this project

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