Construction Engineer's Proposal

You know what, gathering metric tons of strength,

I vow on my double shifts, today I will gain your consent

I will lay flowers wherever your feet will stay,

Just like I lay cables in a cable tray

I will lift from your head, all the problems and pain

Like I lift the materials with the help of a crane

I will pour love in our relationship

Like I pour concrete in A, B and C shift

If in your life, there comes any crater

Need not mention, we also use stone beaker

We will make love and cross our charamseema

Labour included will be more than kalu, munna and Bheema

I will excavate all the troubles from your life

And provide the scaffold whenever you feel uptight

I will fabricate all those little joys for you

Cut all your sorrows and become the best beau

I will blast all your worries and paint smiles on your face

Also I promise to be at home on Sundays

Our source of connection would be flirtation

Like I connect all systems with instrumentation

Now please understand my signals like ARIA ARIA ARIA

From the bottom of my heart, I love you Maria

Beautiful Analogy

One look at you, just one look

From head to toe, you are designed immaculately

Just like my INDIA from Kashmir to Kanyakumari

What I say about your hair, you are princess

They are like long queues in government offices

One look at you, just one look

My liking for you is increasing day by day

Like our population, some1 pls put a stay

You have captured my mind like corruption in our system

Your smile kills me like AK47 without any hesitation

One look at you, just one look

I fumble in front of you, it’s hard to speak

Like illiterates of my country who can’t write & read

No sleep, no hunger, you are wrecking my biology

Akin to communal riots vandalizing our sociology

One look at you, just one look

The cuteness you have is that of a girl child

My people doesn’t know it’s a big sin to commit feticide

The elegance you have that no one can hate

Look at that kid with schoolbag more than his weight

One look at you, just one look

Disaster I made in the first meeting with you

Is like explosion of a bomb out of the blue

When you look at me I always do some blunder

Which is as bad as our people dying of hunger

You have all the qualities & can win beauty pageant

Like my country can become no. 1 with efforts of young Indians

One look at you, just one look

Aur main fida ho gaya, I love INDIA

Dedicated to all construction engineers

We are bold, We are tough
Our arena is totally rough
For our bravery, Lets have cheers
We are construction engineers
What is 48 degrees, We don’t feel
Our hearts are made up of steel
Day in and day out we excavate
Our social life getting aggravate
We make thousands of piles in chain
Be it scorching heat or the heavy rain
We fabricate, we erect, we perspire
We sacrifice our every single desire
We make things work without resources
With our very own jugaad technology
All this crap because of upper forces
Single meal a day destroying biology
We work on Sundays with no remorse
Happily sacrifice CLs, aren’t we heroes?
Yes we are but what is  the use I ask
Leave it, please pass on that tea-flask
So don’t hesitate, don’t think & don’t jeer
While giving your girl to a construction engineer
They are good & also have a heart
Though of steel, they still can flirt
I have made this poem in lunch time
Please don’t vary the variable this time
To our bravery, Lets have cheers
We are construction engineers

Facing Alter Ego

This morning,

Once again I had an altercation with my alter ego

He was a stud & I felt like a dumbo

Topic was same – fast track & rat race

He favored fast track & I preferred race

He said,

What a waste of life, no fun you have

Go for your interest, quit race, be brave

If you fail, move ahead, don’t cry

HE helps those who try, try & try

I replied,

Accepted I am not happy but secure I am

I hate this fake world & the blame game

Also the sycophants with fevicol stuck smile

But it’s ok I have adjusted to this life style

He got agitated,

You are yet another intelligent coward destitute

Have a master plan B but afraid to execute

Be bold, take first step & break boundaries

Do something for which people remember you for centuries

“Abe jaldi kar”

Shouted my roommate waiting outside bathroom

I quickly flushed commode & came out with a boom

To face another mountainous day of race

Flushing alter ego, shutting his talks with no base

Fastest Rat of My Race

On retirement I will tell my grandsons

That I was the fastest rat of my race

I used to follow my boss’s order at once

No reduction at any cost in my pace

Worked as office boy (Xerox) in my initial days

Said YES to every work with no disgrace

Kept mum and said nothing against tiny raise

I was the fastest rat of my race

Be it site work, office work or documentation

Getting perfect in every work was sole intention

Worked 14 hours a day and sacrificed Sundays

I was the fastest rat of my race

Had a sexy girlfriend with a beautiful face

But she left me as I had no time for embrace

Settled with your grand mom because of increasing age

I was the fastest rat of my race

Unachievable targets & deadlines, I had to chase

It became very difficult to come out of the maze

Career path got blurred & impossible to trace

I was the fastest rat of my race

Dejections were always there in life’s every phase

Life could have been different if I had quit the race

But that SULEMANI was always there in my base

I was the fastest rat of my race

In the end I will tell them to stay healthy & safe

Don’t mess up your life & stay away from rat race

Create your own fast track & be happy always

Don’t repeat this poem to your upcoming race

Dukh bhari daastan of a printer

If I could speak I would tell them

I am the lone warrior in this project

My name is HP Laser jet 5200

And I give loads of prints without any deject

They always beat me THAK THAK THAK

And if I don’t give the print they say

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

If I could speak I would tell them

Insert the LAN cable in my ass

And stop fucking me you stupid ASS

They always confuse me with A3 & A4

Nobody tries to understand me

And just treat me like a whore

Everybody is in hurry and want their ass to protect

If I could speak I would tell them

I am the lone warrior in this project

Laser jet 2840 is always laughing at me

Doing no work, he is always free

He constantly confronts one truth with me

That this is ESSAR where hard worker gets more work

And lazy ones are provided with more perks

But I am champu and I will always work

With each & every print I want to be perfect

If only I could speak I would tell them

I am the lone warrior in this project